I’vwe been gone for so long, that I feel the need to update evweryone.

• I havwe too many kids to count that I’vwe raised and gotten out of the hivwe and keep taking more in
  
• The pumpkin icon is staying
  
• I still look like an adult
  
• Rudescar is dead (I guess?)
  
• I’vwe strayed so far from my original flavwored Cronus mold but I don’t really care because I’m happy nowv
  

Blowvs dust off of this blog, chokes, and dies.

Trolls got enough mammalian looking features on their owvn that I’m surprised it’s nipples that people focus on. 

It’s not the question itself that’s bad, it’s the vwhole context behind it.

If you phrase it vwith a tone that says “Vwowv, you’re really bizarre and that sounds fucked up to me, your timeline makes no sense, vwhy did that happen”, then that’s kinda shitty. And you gotta be avware that’s howv it’s phrased the vwast majority of the time.

Vwhen something’s newv to you and you’re genuinely curious, you gotta assume the other person’s already been asked that same question at least a dozen times before. It gets really tiring and really annoying really fast.

A vway to phrase it vwould be “Hm, I vwonder vwhy some people havwe that”, and then movwe on regardless of if ya get an ansvwer or not.

purplepimpryda:

almost every month there is the big, shock talk of trolls being weirded out and confused about other trolls with ‘nipples’ 

Acting like its a big weird deal is shaming motherfuckers for their body. Putting a spotlight on what is a abnormal in your timeline on them.

It’s fucked up and shitty. And honestly, I aint even call mine nipples until this became a fucking issue on this site. Their my grub legs. 

Why the fuck is it even a subject of talk as if its strange. If they got it they got it. 

Thank you

lonelyvocalist:

[HardRockCasinoCoords.txt] 
You’d better hurry you have five minutes.

Okay perfect

If ya see a seadvweller vwith a shirt half on scrambling for a seat, it’s me

lonelyvocalist:

I’m on in five.
Guess nobody’s coming to watch?
Fine. I’ll throw a wondrous afterparty and no one is involved.

I just got off vwork

Vwhere are you playing gimmie coords

I’ll hurry

lonelyvocalist:

Okay, good. Sorry anyways.

Oh! Wow. That’s cool. Especially the fact that she’s afraid of fighting because getting beaten up sucks.

Vwe’re good, don’t vworry.

Yeah, vwell, she has blue blood so she easily could, and yeah getting accidentally beaten up vwould suck major shameglobes.

Vwhat’vwe you been up to?

lonelyvocalist:

!!!!!!!!
Hi! Uh. Not too enthusiastic, right? I just. Got excited. Oops.
How are you?

I nevwer said too enthusiastic, just enthusiastic in general, vwhich ain’t a bad thing.

I’m pretty good, just been vworking at my job and raising a grub that I’m pretty sure could beat me up if she vweren’t afraid of fighting.

lonelyvocalist:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vwell that’s an enthusiastic reaction!

Hey there! I missed ya too.

I’vwe mentioned before that I lovwe my job, right?

I deleted an entire rant because none of ya need to see that.

But man did it feel good to vwrite out anyvway just to get those thoughts out there. Nowv I can take some deep breaths and let it go and realize it ain’t a big deal. Trolls vwill alvways talk about nipples at least once a month, and just because I’vwe seen it dozens of times vwith the same reactions and same vwords and same debate but vwith different usernames, doesn’t mean evweryone else has.

Guys they’re just bits of extra skin stop acting all fascinated/disgusted by the subject each and evwery time it comes up

re8ellatrix:

Hey Crovwolta, want to hang out again tolight?

Absolutely. I’m all for this.

“Don’t raise her already inflated ego” her kismesis texts me.

Proceeds to raise her ego evwen more.

@re8ellatrix you vwere GR8.